The Chain Letter from the Evil Geek

I can’t believe that Chain Letters still survive this day.  Well from real letters (esp. inside your locker) to my e-mail and now on the inbox of my facebook.  Seriously does anyone think something is going to happen if you didn’t send the message?  Do people actually read the letter?  Do they enjoy sending the letters and causing to flood my mail instead of the world turning upside down as the letter’s original plan?

Whoever start the “new” letter from hell, he/she must’ve been really bored.  I mean how can Satan write a letter now that there are so many checking-in in his magma hotel?  Some of them are really stupid because it does not have any content like:

“I receive this message and ignore it and blah blah blah blah I had a prune on my ass and my family died in an accident.”

Well what is the letter? I mean the person behind this is just explaining what happened when he was not able to send the letter; but there is no letter except for the explanation why you need to send the damn letter!

Anyways, I would make my own “Chain Letter” and start sending it to people, if you receive one you must send it or you know what will happen… nothing.

Here’s the evil letter:

Tam tam tam. Dum dum dum. Sundum dum dum…

That is an ancient spell from the geek kingdom of “Hualda”.

If you have read the spell you should start sending this to 6 guys, 6 girls and 6 gays

IF NOT, you will have blood in your stool for 3 days.  After the torrent of red fluid from your a-hole you would start coughing Justin Bieber’s hair and leeches will start crawling from your stomach to your left nipple!  You will not be able to sleep as you see the image of Rosie O’Donnell’s crotch inside a Krispy Kreme shop.  You will hear start hearing voices of a man named Miley Cyrus and he will tell you what will happen to you in hell.  You will be haunted by series of flash floods from the skin of a legendary demon, Whitney Houston.  You will be drag for miles and miles of bladed road and be thrown in a lake of lemon juice.  After inducing 666 times of heart attack by watching Catwoman and Gigli simultaneously and be revived for 665 times, you will end up in hell and spend eternity in the world of pain and bad movies.

Trust me, I did read it and ignore it… I had the blood in my stool for 2 days and send the message to my friends.  Unfortunately you need to send this individually in their mail and not tagging everyone… Imagine! Justin Bieber’s Hair!!!

~ by hualda on July 4, 2010.